December 2011
21 posts
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Patrick.
Sa glo..
Ako: waa. Patrick! Gusto ko si patrick. Gusto ko si patrick.
Kuya: sinong patrick?
Ako: patrick star.. Ayun oh, yung sa spongebob squarepants.
HAHAHAHA. :)) patrick.
Half of the Philippines is submerged in flood....
#prayforCDO #prayforiligan
DALHIN NYO KO SA PARIS. T______T
raetard asked: Yay for your picture here. Niceyow =)
ANG TABA KO NA KASI. =))
scene 1:
Kuya: yung shorts mo puputok na oh..
Ako: o__O
scene 2:
Kuya: glad di mo binilhan ng shorts si baby oh.. sikip sikip na ng shorts nya.. puputok na.
HAHAHAHA. =)) di na kasha mga damiiiit ko. :| :/ :(( =))
Saddest text message.
Girl: Babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: Aright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: You're drinking again?
Boy: Don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: Okay, I'll be waiting.
*hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time. The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls. He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained. The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.*
Brother: Someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: Don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
*The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.*
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
BOY, YOU'RE SO STUPID!
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Mahirap magpigil ng ngiti... lalo na kung...
Shemayy lang. Sarap sa feeling. =)) sobrang kilig lang kanina magbabayad kasi ako ng tuition tapos biglang may narinig akong boses sa likod edi shempre napatingin ako. Di ko ineexpect na si Bebe Kyle yun eh. Ang pogi pogi pala niya talaga sa malapitan, ang hirap pigilan ng ngiti. :”> tapos nun di na uli ako makalingon sa kanya kasi nakakahiya, baka namukaan niya ko, iniistalk kasi namin...
